Continuing our Dark Journey through the Dark Universe, we come across Leigh Whannell’s Wolf Man (2025), a tragic horror tale (tail?) of a man wronged by a wolf man. Does Leigh Whannell’s streak of perfectly adapted, nuanced horror films based on Universal’s monster catalog continue? Find out right here on Zero Credit(s).

We’re back this week with a Don Bluth special served up to us by our good dear Fam Ashley. Will this animated masterpiece meet with our very refined taste when it comes to movies, or will it be scattered into the fields for the rats to turn into electricity (somehow)? Find out, right here on Zero Credit(s).

With the pirates sorted, it’s back to our Build-Your-Own Dark Universe Cinematic Universe coverage with Abigail, a comedy/horror film starring Dan Stevens (and others). We’ve already picked it for the DUCU by covering it, but does it earn its place in those hollowed halls? Only time will tell, right here on Zero Credit(s).

Done with the movies, we turn hard port to starboard toward what lies beyond the horizon: THE RIDES, ALL THE RIDES! Disneyland, Disney World, Disneyland Tokyo, Disneyland Paris, and Disney Shanghai all have a pirates related ride and we are here to dissect them and rank them amongst each other as requested by you, the fams, as part of our series on The Pirates of the Caribbean. We’re off to land now, scavy dogs, so you best ship out, right here on Zero Credit(s).

Well, we’re finally here at the last Pirates movie, hat in hand, begging for the final one of these movies to redeem the franchise and reward our time spent watching every single one of these movies in full. Will that happen? You know the answer. Right here on Zero Credit(s).

Well, we finally made it to a Pirates movie neither John nor Henry had seen before and boy is this one a doozy. Can Jack Sparrow carry a movie on his own? Will the best thing about these movies continue to be the Geoffrey Rush of it all? Only time will tell, I suppose, right here on Zero Credit(s).

Well, here we are at the end of the pirates trilogy. After this, there will be no more pirates movies. Crazy right? How far we’ve co–wait, there’s two more? Ugh, fine. We’ll do those, too. Right here on Zero Credit(s).

Back onto the high seas with we, as there be more pirates to see! We continue our foray into the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise with the second film of the series. Davy Jones, lost love, and crab people await us, but does this high seas adventure measure up to its predecessor, or will it sink all the way to Davy Jones’ locker? Find out right here on Zero Credit(s).

Arrrgh, dear fams, the time is nigh. You voiced it, we heard it, the pirates are here and it’s time to delve into Davy John’s locker for the plunder that is a Supplemental Reading of this fan-favorite film franchise. Do the likes of Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightly, and Geoffrey Rush have the mettle to brave the high seas, or will they be walkin’ the plank? Find out right here on Zero Credit(s).

It’s time to continue our own Build-A-DUCU Experiment with 2020’s The Invisible Man, written and directed by Leigh Whannell. Does this psycho thriller of a woman (Elisabeth Moss) tortured by a rich ex-boyfriend (some guy) earn its place in the DUCU, or are the connections hard to see? Find out right here on Zero Credit(s).

Continuing our coverage of the Dark Universe, we veer off the road into a helicopter and tackle two burly men who eat Steroid Pancakes for breakfast. Yes, this has nothing to do with the Dark Universe, nor does it have anything to do with the FFCU. Instead, enjoy Henry and John day tripping off to Hawaii to talk about their daddy issues. Will James and Jonny Hale bring the promised buddy cop comedy drama, or does the whole island sort of just fall short? Find out right now, on Zero Credit(s).