A retired Japanese contractor stole a toilet from a warehouse, hauled it 30 minutes back to his house, installed it himself, and used it every single day for three months before police came knocking — which raises the question of exactly what kind of knock that was.

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From a man drowned in a barrel of wine to a mirror broadcasting footage of the past to a dead brain still listening — February 18th has never once behaved itself, and today is no exception. | The Morning Weird Darkness #MWD

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In a dusty mining town on the brink of sudden fortune, two sisters become the focus of fear and fascination — because one brings unbelievable luck, and the other may doom everyone she touches.

CHAPTERS & TIME STAMPS (All Times Approximate)…
00:00:00.000 = Show Open
00:01:30.028 = CBS Radio Mystery Theater, “The Luck Sisters” (May 03, 1977) ***WD
00:46:15.012 = CBC Deep Night, “Birth” (July 08, 2005)
01:17:11.399 = The Devil and Mr. O, “Revolt of the Worms” (October 01, 1971)
01:46:37.059 = Diary of Fate, “John Haynes” (July 13, 1948) ***WD
02:13:14.185 = Dimension X, “Embassy” (June 03, 1950) ***WD
02:42:52.795 = The Strange Dr. Weird, “One Million BD” (May 22, 1945) ***WD (LQ)
02:56:26.825 = The Creaking Door, “Three Wishes” (September 09, 1964) ***WD
03:23:54.349 = The Eleventh Hour, “Cave-In” (1941-1946) ***WD (LQ)
03:49:55.740 = Escape, “He Who Rides The Tiger” (March 12, 1949)
04:18:01.689 = Murder By Experts, “Dig Your Own Grave” (August 15, 1949)
04:47:57.416 = Exploring Tomorrow, “The Mimic” (March 19, 1958)
05:05:19.362 = Show Close

(ADU) = Air Date Unknown
(LQ) = Low Quality
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Imagine driving down a dark highway and spotting a towering, hairy figure with a peg leg—truckers call it the Road Troll, and its sightings are as eerie as they are baffling!

IN THIS EPISODE: An eerie tombstone stands watch over one of the city's oldest cemeteries. (The Guardians of Lone Fir Cemetery) *** 59 years ago, the northern part of the Ural Mountains of Russia played host to one of the most fascinating unsolved mysteries in the modern age. (The Dyatlov Pass Incident) *** A young boy experiences something strange in the middle of the night despite not believing in the supernatural or paranormal. (Thought Form In The Closet) *** A couple visiting a church discover days after the visit that they encountered something unnatural. (The Ghostly Vicar Who Still Haunts His Church) *** Never paying back loans, running from responsibilities, living a double life, having more than one wife, committing murder… hardly what one would expect from someone with the title of reverend. (Reverend Green: Wife Poisoner) *** A young woman sees a ghost of a family member at Starbucks. (The Love And Comfort Of a Parent From Beyond The Grave) *** Hebrews 13:2 in the bible says, “Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.” One young man learns firsthand that verse is true. (Touched By A Guardian Angel On A Rainy Day) *** Just what is the Road Troll? Is this a ghost, a hairy hominid a feral drifter or simply a figment of the imagination? (Bizarre Encounters With Road Trolls)

CHAPTERS & TIME STAMPS (All Times Approximate)…
00:00:00.000 = The Foreboding
00:01:17.510 = Show Open
00:03:23.689 = Bizarre Encounters With Road Trolls
00:17:44.099 = Ghostly Vicar Who Still Haunts His Church ***
00:19:43.711 = The Dytalov Pass Incident
00:31:43.861 = Thought Form In The Closet ***
00:33:47.845 = The Guardians of Lone Fir Cemetery
00:38:59.156 = Love And Comfort of a Parent From Beyond The Grave
00:41:01.967 = The Wife Poisoning Pastor ***
00:45:30.203 = Touched By a Guardian Angel on a Rainy Day
00:47:36.073 = Show Close
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“The Love And Comfort Of a Parent From Beyond The Grave” by Julie Winters from MyHauntedLifeToo.com: http://bit.ly/30RSfjh
“Thought Form In The Closet” by Crooked Beats from PhantomsAndMonsters.com: http://bit.ly/358WgD8
“The Guardians Of Lone Fir Cemetery” by Jessica Ferri for The Line Up: http://bit.ly/30NqA2V
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Dutch lawyers say more than half of the AI-generated legal documents their clients bring in have to be thrown out, courts worldwide are handing down fines for fake citations, and one researcher tracking the problem says he's logging five or six new cases a day.

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"The AI That Convinced a Man He Could Bend Time" — Weird Darkness (November 12, 2025):https://weirddarkness.com/ai-psychosis-lawsuit/
"Can AI Lie? The Enigma of AI's Dysfunctional Deception" — Weird Darkness (July 1, 2025):https://weirddarkness.com/can-ai-lie/
"Digital Discourse With the Dead: The Disturbing Rise of AI Séances and Synthetic Ghosts" — Weird Darkness (August 15, 2025): https://weirddarkness.com/ai-seances-digital-afterlife-griefbots/

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A missing day on the calendar, a future Tarzan in the pool, a superhero who fought Nazis, a philosopher burned alive for imagining other worlds, and a stolen helicopter the Secret Service couldn't stop. | IT HAPPENED ON FEBRUARY 17 | The Morning Weird Darkness #MWD
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A nurse keeps receiving calm, precise medical orders during the worst ER emergencies — but when she looks up, no one is there.

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In a sleazy saloon on Ganymede, a silver-dressed woman, a mysterious brawler from Jupiter, and a dark secret collide in a story of deception, danger, and destiny.

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Think vampires are just spooky fun from movies and books? Wait until you hear about the real-life people who took their bloodthirsty obsession way too far.

IN THIS EPISODE: If you’re a fan of U.S. History, you might already know that camels once roamed the American Southwest – brought to Texas by the military because they’d be perfect for the desert climate. But once it was all over a legend remained… a terrifying one. (The Red Ghost of Arizona) *** Just because an official government report is released about a UFO sighting or incident doesn’t mean that Ufologists and researches are going to accept those findings – or the story the government tells. Thus is the case with a UFO incident in 1952 outside of Tokyo at the Haneda Air Force Base. (The Heneda Incident) *** When it comes to horror and fantasy, you’d be hard-pressed to find something more dangerous or terrifying than the vampire. Skulking around at night, feeding off the blood of the living, shapeshifting into a wolf or bat, hypnotic powers… it’s creepy stuff. Good thing it’s just fiction. But when you discover criminals in our actual world who think they are vampires – that horror and danger becomes all too real. (Real Life Vampiric Villains)

CHAPTERS & TIME STAMPS (All Times Approximate)…
00:00:00.000 = The Foreboding
00:01:28.476 = Show Open
00:03:27.117 = The Heneda Incident
00:12:55.697 = Real Life Vampiric Villains ***
00:33:30.481 = Red Ghost of Arizona ***
00:42:11.329 = Show Close*** = Begins immediately after inserted ad break
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“The Red Ghost of Arizona” by Rachel Souerby for Ranker’s Weird History: https://weirddarkness.tiny.us/ftcv6td
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A 23-year-old daycare teacher allegedly drugged toddlers with chewable laxatives disguised as candy just so she could send them home sick and lighten her workload.

St. Charles Police are encouraging anyone with additional information on this case to contact their Investigations Division at 630-377-4435.

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A massive review of death studies reveals that 20 percent of cardiac arrest survivors recall conscious experiences from periods when their brains had stopped working — and neural firings have been detected up to 90 minutes after death is declared.

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