this is a movie about an old hustler who makes a young hustler fight dudes. you can hear the concussions!

George W Bush decided that fighting unending wars was somehow a more efficient way to funnel american government money into the hands of haliburton than to just write them a really really big cheque.

fighting these wars was hard on the people who signed up to fight them and often they didn't want to keep signing up to fight when their contract was over. So George W Bush just made them go back anyway. The legal procedure is called a stop-loss, and this movie is about how it's kind of hard on some of the soldiers who think it's unfair. but also how the war is kind of hard on the soldiers and it's unfair. but also how the army is kind of hard on soldiers and its unfair. but also how mexico is hard on soldiers and its kind of unfair. but also how being in love with the girl of your best friend is kind of hard and its unfair. but also how you can BUY A CANADIAN PASSPORT AND IDENTITY FOR A THOUSAND DOLLARS. 
yikes

this one is a sequel to "Step Up" about channing tatum's neighbour. also a white kid who is good for nothing but sweet dance moves. this time it's a lady, and she's in a dance crew. but she has to go to that arts school cuz that's what channing tatum says. he's BARELY IN THIS MOVIE. 

the male lead can't dance.

OH! OH! but the best scene is where she's going to move to texas, and she'd doing breakdancing on a trampoline, and i say, "in texas she'll have a lot of chances to do trampoLINE DANCING"

Battle in Seattle is a dramatization about real life events in the WTO protests in seattle where none of the characters are guilty of anything and everyone is fundamentally good and people still manage to fall in love in spite of the fact that everyone is hitting everyone else throughout the movie. I dunno. i think if i wanted to know about the WTO protests in seattle, i shoulda watched a documentary about it. but i do as FATON asks. 

Step up gets marks for originality. It's about a high strung dancer lady who needs an infusion of talent and style from the streets to get her dancing to the next level. 

CHANNING TATUM IS A REALLY GOOD DANCER. 
he plays the same meathead character he's always playing, and the writing in this movie doesn't make sense, but there's lots of talented acting and amazing dancing. 

So Channing tatum has a speaking roll in this movie.

it's about a girl who wants to play soccer so she pretends to be her brother to play on his highschool team
it's weird. like, 3 movies sewn into one horrible movie.

there should be a game, like pokemon. where you catch saints and make them fight each other. I doubt any of you could beat my level 61 saint nicholas though. he has +9 reindeer. 
oh right. this movie. um... it's like someone wrote the words
"you have done nothing but disappoint everyone around you with your poor life choices"and then made a movie about them. 

i thought this movie would be about an AU where superman's pod lands in vatican city. 

Havoc is movie about a girl who wants to kiss gangsters. it's not a good idea. making this movie, i mean. 

We watch Coach carter. it's a movie about channing tatum where he plays baskeptball.