STAB! Cuts

John Ross and Jesse Jones

It's like the STAB! Podcast, except small and easier to swallow. It's STAB! Cuts!

  • 1 minute 9 seconds
    Nick Pettigrew - Frank's Franks Steamer
    "Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent. Fancy some fully funny frank frivolity? Nick Pettigrew's got you covered in this mouth full of a reimagining of the acronym FFS. Open wide frankophiles! Listen to more episodes HERE: open.spotify.com/show/0xmvKeKEl5D24RCiKOvWvX
    15 April 2022, 8:17 pm
  • 2 minutes 9 seconds
    Molly Doan - A Lifted 2020 Super Duty Ford F-350 Platinum Everest Edition
    "Dating Profiles of the Fictional and or Non-Fictional" pretty much says it all. Our comics are asked to create online dating profiles for anything from celebrities to inanimate objects. Big trucks have big needs! And if you're gonna try to get under the hood of THIS Lifted 2020 Super Duty Ford F-350 Platinum Everest Edition, Molly Doan needs you to know that you'd better be ready to crush some manifold! Listen to more episodes HERE: https://open.spotify.com/show/0xmvKeKEl5D24RCiKOvWvX
    8 April 2022, 9:04 pm
  • 5 minutes 13 seconds
    Eric Barger - IANALB
    "Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent. Sometimes jokes can go too far, even when you're NBA Legend, Larry Bird. Eric Barger takes us on the journey of three friends, Ike, and Nick and Larry Bird, in his take on IANALB. Yummy, yum yum! Hear the full episode HERE: www.stitcher.com/embed/56580/89882223
    25 January 2022, 8:54 pm
  • 1 minute 21 seconds
    Court Hansen - The Periodic Table Of Elements
    With "Write a Poem About It" STAB! wordsmiths are asked to spin verse of either the Angry, Erotic, or Instructional variety. Slam, sonnet, free verse, all styles are welcome, how ever the words move them. Science and comedy share so many elements. Like manganese and neon. Court Hansen expresses the periodic table of elements in the only way that makes any sense: in the form of a slam poem. The science nerds will get it. Hear the full episode HERE: https://spoti.fi/2N8gsxC
    9 January 2020, 5:30 am
  • 3 minutes 21 seconds
    Jesse Jones - SillyJokesylvania
    In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them. Come see what everybody's groaning about in SillyJokesylvania! Let Jesse Jones show you around the rib tickling, eye rolling paradise that IS SillyJokesylvania! Knock-knock, (who's there?) Play. (play who?) Play this STAB! Cut now and enjoy! Hear the full episode HERE: https://spoti.fi/2qyGOgs
    7 November 2018, 8:53 pm
  • 2 minutes 28 seconds
    Stephen Ferris - Compression Socks
    With "Write a Poem About It" STAB! wordsmiths are asked to spin verse of either the Angry, Erotic, or Instructional variety. Slam, sonnet, free verse, all styles are welcome, how ever the words move them. Even Stephen Ferris can't believe what he's about to read, in this ode to the tight, enveloping power of the compression sock, and HE wrote it. Share with him the joy that only purposefully tight hosiery can provide. Hear the full episode HERE: https://spoti.fi/2pNG7zD
    10 October 2018, 3:51 pm
  • 2 minutes 20 seconds
    Edgar Granados - Acid Jazz
    "Dating Profiles of the Fictional and or Non-Fictional" pretty much says it all. Our comics are asked to create online dating profiles for anything from celebrities to inanimate objects. Funkalicious beats, rock climbing, COOKING! Edgar Granados invites you to get to know Acid Jazz, learn to fly in a world of mystery and fusion. Scat with Edgar, feel the moment, let loose, let your spirit jog through time and space! Listen to the entire episode HERE: https://podknife.com/episodes/1745837
    3 October 2018, 7:56 pm
  • 2 minutes 41 seconds
    Jesse Jones - POOP
    "Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent. There are a lot of ways to resolve conflicts. Here, Jesse Jones encourages you to consider presenting your POOP when trouble rears it's smelly head. Because Pleasant Options Open Possibilities! Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=46218150
    18 September 2017, 8:44 pm
  • 1 minute 59 seconds
    Chris Emery - Bagel Bites
    With "Write a Poem About It" STAB! wordsmiths are asked to spin verse of either the Angry, Erotic, or Instructional variety. Slam, sonnet, free verse, all styles are welcome, how ever the words move them. It's not that Chris Emery was the first to see it, but he WAS the first to articulate the desire that we all have deep down inside for these tiny butt holes, covered in cheese. Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=43570158
    8 February 2017, 8:46 pm
  • 2 minutes 57 seconds
    Joe-Joe Louis - Joe-Joe-A-Ville
    In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them. Have you always thought a place with streets lined with broken dreams and discarded hentai magazines would make a perfect place to call home? INDUBITABLY! Well so has Joe-Joe Louis, so let him show you around Joe-Joe-A-Ville! Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=43186549
    4 January 2017, 9:06 pm
  • 3 minutes 2 seconds
    Jesse Jones - Middle School Bully
    "Dating Profiles of the Fictional and or Non-Fictional" pretty much says it all. Our comics are asked to create online dating profiles for anything from celebrities to inanimate objects. Hey dork! Listen to Jesse Jones tell you about the internal conflicts that a middle school bully has to deal with all while tryin' to find someone to punch walls with! And how important Aerosmith is to DEALING! Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=43570158
    31 October 2016, 11:07 pm
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