Natasha Hodgson, Tom Crowley, Tom Neenan, Paul Litchfield, Abigail Weinstock, Mike Shephard and Linnea Sage join in this week as we hear the terrifying tale of Stringy Dennis. 

Written by Tom Neenan with Benjamin Partridge and additional material from the cast.

Episode art by Tom Crowley

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Mike Shephard, Cody Dahler, Gemma Arrowsmith, Sammy Dobson, Tom Crowley, Mike Wozniak, Linnea Sage and Henry Paker join in this month for our live recording of the British Beef Council Awards incorporating the Women In Beef Prize and the Beef In Fiction Golden Hoof.

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Dan Thomas and Linnea Sage join in this month as we talk to Dean Lamp about how he's trying to protect himself from the Bovine Farmers' Union.

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Music credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:

Rekindle / Valante

Tickets for our live show at the London Podcast Festival on 12th September 2026:

IN HALL: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcast/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-5/

STREAMING: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcast/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-online/

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Tickets for our upcoming live show on Saturday 12th September 2026 at 9.30pm at Kings Place in London:

https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-5/

Streaming tickets for our show at 2pm on Saturday 12th September 2026:

https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcasts/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-online/

Thanks to Tom Crowley of the Lowland Folk.

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Mike Wozniak and Linnea Sage join in this month as we hear about the new TV show from bovine arse vet Bob Trescothick, Vet On A Battleship. 

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Tickets for our live show at the London Podcast Festival on 12th September 2026:

IN HALL: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcast/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-5/

STREAMING: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcast/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-online/

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Paul Foxcroft, Ed Jones, Tom Crowley and Linnea Sage join in this month as we hear from the UK's biggest agricultural investor. 

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Music credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:

Tiny Trot / Speedy The Spider

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Susan Harrison, Tom Crowley and Linnea Sage join in this month as we meet the daughter of Rosemary Burns, a woman who won tons of cow manure on Beef Call.

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It's All About Us / Jaslyn Edgar

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It's episode 1007 of Jumanji: CWS with Michael Banyan. This week's guest is actor Phillip Mushroom.

Thanks to Henry Paker and Daniel Rigby.

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Mike Shephard, Freya Parker, Mike Wozniak, Sammy Dobson and Linnea Sage join in this week as we learn all about the Darleigh Spring Fayre, which this year celebrated its 600th anniversary.

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It's All About Us / Jaslyn Edgar

Ethos / Jakob Ahlborn

Memories Of Paris / Trabant 33

Rule Britannia / Sight Of Wonders

Rule Britannia / National Anthem Worx

Pastoral Op. 21 / Ludwig Van Beethoven

Heaven And Above / Claude Signet

Continuum / Hampus Naeselius

Mouvement ii, Noir et Blanc / Franz Gordon

Slow, Like An Aching / Jay Taylor

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Tom Crowley, Gemma Arrowsmith and Linnea Sage join in this month as we meet a campaigning journalist who wants to expose the Bovine Farmers' Union.

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In Abundance/Edgar Hopp

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Jonathan Oldfield, Ada Player, Tom Neenan and Linnea Sage join in this month as we discover that a sizable minority of the British public has never seen a cow. 

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It's All About Us/Jaslyn Edgar

Graveyard Blues/Roy Edwin Williams

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