HO HO HO!!! It's that time of year, and even though we're not really doing this anymore, we're doing THIS. It's just before Christmas in Santa's workshop, and it's time for a few last minute preparations. Did you know that if you go bowling with a corpse, you're on the nice list? Have you ever wanted to play Mortal Kombat, except with Pewter? Have you cried in the shape of robots? Well, this one's for you!

HELLO! Welcome back to us existing for a second! We just kind of felt like doing a little something, and it was close to Halloween, and so here we are again! If you've ever casted a spell with eye of newt, scuba Ralph and the pepperoni face of a failed child, this one's for you! Enjoy!

This is it, folks. After 6 years, we're at our 300th episode and our finale! What's on tap today? --A couple of candy makers talk about their old fashioned methods like using a cybernetic link to control a dead monkey and have it make the candy. --The WW2 soldiers from way back in Episode ONE return for one more mission, to blow up a bridge, fall in love, and give a Beck CD to their moms. --A little thank you to some of our pals and fans. Thanks so much for all the fun, everybody! We really loved being stupid for you!

It's our penultimate episode, and it's an old-fashioned western! So tie a green rope around a fat bird and get under the parking bench, because it's time to head back to a time when horse baskets were made out of horse materials!

It's our antepenultimate episode, and, well, it really kind of falls apart almost immediately and never quite goes back together again. Our guides through history and the natural world, Tarleton and Wilter explore Medieval times (and give up), then move onto the ocean, and finally to Billy Ocean. There are walls made of uncle juice, a bag of Chinese underwear, everything you want. Enjoy!

Hello again, friends! We're down to the final 4 episodes, and this one is guaranteed to help. Vlad & Valery, our Russian radio hosts will discuss how to listen to their show with or without a radio, how to fill a weasel with change, and the existence of munchmallows. Plus, Ted stops by to help the helpers! Listen now, and just remember that tomorrow is a monkey with furniture!

Here we are, we're down to our final five episodes, and this one's got Donald and Ben, Carol, and a pantry that is investigating you! If you've ever made pie by tasering an elf, or attended a duck rearrangement ceremony, then tie a French bird to a werewolf because this one's for you!

Mr. Johanssen's stint as a supervillain didn't turn out too well, and now it's time to start a new business. He and Tassie are on the job, but they'll need Failure Crisp, and they'll need to think about lasagna as a way to marry your mouth. If you've ever leaked jewelry to the press, this one's for you!

It's "National Kick Faces Day" at the GeraldBurger, and the drive thru is as busy as ever. If you ever wanted a birdface alfredo or just to play your robitussin flute, this one's for you. It will cause a couple of ruckuses which is not how you say that. Enjoy!

We're back, heading toward our 300th and final episode! Today, our old pals Grandma & Grandpa are visiting Towel Inferno, a retirement home they're looking into. If you've ever wanted a toilet that sprays a falcon's spit onto your wallet, or if you just want to haul a robot to New Brunswick, this one's for you! Enjoy!

As we rocket toward our final episode (#300) it's time to tie up aaallll those loose ends in our space adventure series, SuperGalactic! Or it would be time to do that if we ever tied up loose ends, or even remembered that we had them. If you ever listened to a "Herbie Goes to Outhouse World" CD, or participated in an all-mouse production of "On the Town," this one's for you!