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Jake The Snake

Weekly podcast featuring Jake the Snake and Scott discussing their favorite movies.

  • 1 hour 37 minutes
    Episode 205 Road Trip and Without a Paddle

    In our fifth episode of the year, we once again have to keep things tight talking about two early 2000 comedies. Also lots of talk about Marvel with the new Spider-Man trailer and What If? And more

    Music 

    The Eels - Mr E's Beautiful Blues

    Tom Green - The Salmon Song

    Wage War - With Teeth

    Joey Ramone - What a Wonderful World

    Next time, we talk about Tremors. Yes, just one movie.

    5 October 2021, 8:08 pm
  • 2 hours 11 minutes
    Episode 204 Angel Heart and The Devil's Advocate

    Woah... are you talking to me? Hooha! Yes, Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino (plus Keanu Reeves of course) are in this episode and they are both the devil! Jake is first with Angel Heart with DeNiro and Mickey Rourke, but even if they were not on a time limit that rundown wouldn't be too long. Then of course Sean is assigned with The Devil's Advocate with Pacino and Reeves, wouldn't have it any other way.

    Music

    New Year's Day - Angel Eyes

    Air on a G String

    Memphis May Fire - Death Inside

    Next time it's Without a Paddle and Road Trip

    28 July 2021, 6:26 pm
  • 1 hour 46 minutes
    Episode 203: Dante's Peak and Volcano

    A year after the year of tornadoes, 1997 was the year for volcanoes apparently as we got two movies. One being Dante's Peak with Pierce Brosnan and Linda Hamilton and then Volcano with Tommy Lee Jones. Which one is better, which is more scientifically accurate? Take a listen and find out!

    Music

    Randy Newman - I Love LA

    Captain Covington - Sudden Explosion

    Dethklok - Volcano

    Beartooth - Devastation

    Next time around, we talk two of the biggest actors Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino being the devil, with Angel Heart and The Devil's Advocate

    24 June 2021, 7:02 pm
  • 1 hour 55 minutes
    Episode 202: Wayne's World 1 & 2

    And we return after yet another extended break! And unfortunately once again this show had to be tight after a late start but we still bring you all a good one! We cut the opening segment to just news and what we've been watching which of course contains big things such as Falcon and Winter Soldier, Godzilla vs Kong, Mortal Kombat and Justice League Snyder Cut. Then to the main attraction, Wayne's World 1 and 2, so much funny shit to talk about with these.

    Music

    Wayne's World theme

    Pop Evil - Breathe Again

    Aerosmith - Dude Looks Like A Lady

    Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody

    Next time (hopefully sooner) we talk some volcano movies that came out the same year: Dante's Peak and Volcano

    27 May 2021, 11:52 am
  • 1 hour 42 minutes
    Episode 201: The Town That Dreaded Sundown 1976 and 2014

    We are back! Our first episode of 2021 comes in March this year, so what the hell kept us from recording for two months? Well it was all on Jake's end but rest assured the news is happy. Extremely unexpected but happy. Let's just say that because of this change in his life this episode had to be tight (after the epic Dark Knight episode, that's okay) and we may be a little less regular for a while. So after brief football talk and spoiler filled talk about WandaVision, it's time we talk about The Town That Dreaded Sundown, close to the anniversary where the real life events happened. First is the 1976 thriller which kinda contains some real goofy shit, and then the 2014 sequel/remake/requel whatever you want to call it.

    Music

    Limp Bizkit - Don't Go Off Wandering

    A Trigger Within - Become the Ghost

    Bloody Hammers - The Town That Dreaded Sundown

    When we record next is up in the air, but we will try to be back to regular schedule afterwards. And when we do come back, it's Wayne's World 1&2

    1 March 2021, 8:27 pm
  • 2 hours 22 minutes
    Tales From the Cryosphere: Die Hard

    Yipee Kay Yay, Motherfuckers! Cryosphere is back! For the return, we decide since it is Christmas time, let's revisit a Christmas film, and that is Die Hard. Yes, it's a Christmas movie, hands down. Also we have most of the NFW crew, Newty, Suzanne and Gary. Which means things get really off the rails in this one. Let's just say you may never look at Skittles the same after this episode. Also some feedback from Darth Ballsac! Sync up and enjoy!

    Music

    Dean Martin - Let It Snow

    Run DMC - Christmas in Hollis

    27 December 2020, 4:12 am
  • 5 hours 45 minutes
    Episode 200: The Dark Knight Trilogy

    Ho...ly...shit, everybody. This one was a marathon! Another milestone episode, which means it has to be special. Unfortunately we were only able to get one guest, Wildman Willis. The fact that this wasn't a packed house might be a good thing because man this went on so long that it was waaaay past our bedtimes by the time it was over! So the subject is the high profile trilogy from Christopher Nolan, the man who got the taste of Batman and Robin out of our mouths with his Dark Knight trilogy. Sean has the shortest rundown, mostly because technical difficulties in the middle, of Batman Begins.  Scott on the other hand has finally had his Scrooged length rundown, with The Dark Knight with Heath Ledger as The Joker. And finally Jake tries to have a short rundown but not quite, as he is talking The Dark Knight Rises, so yes of course expect Tom Hardy Bane impressions, you knew it was coming.

    Music:

    Rage Against the Machine - Wake Up

    Architects - Black Lungs

    Kobra and the Lotus - Gotham

    Steve Miller Band - The Joker

    Next time, after this long one we decided to take it easy with going back to the Cryosphere and since it is Christmas time, we'll be going with Die Hard, because that is a Christmas movie dammit!

    As usual with our milestone episodes, almost an hour of outtakes, including what went down during Sean's technical difficulties.

    Thanks to our listeners (all two of them) for 200 episodes, here's to 200 more!

    14 December 2020, 8:09 pm
  • 2 hours 35 minutes
    Episode 199: Moonraker and For Your Eyes Only

    More Roger Moore and Bond, James Bond. But more importantly Sean makes his triumphant return after his year long break, so yeah expect episodes to be a bit longer again! First the girls tournament is coming down to the wire with maybe an upset, bunch of ongoing movie series that keep on going and Jake's read an unused script for one of the Halloween movies. Let's just say that we're glad it did not get used.

    Music

    Shirley Bassey - Moonraker

    Sheena Easton - For Your Eyes Only

    Black Veil Brides - Scarlet Cross

    Next episode is the big 200, so obviously it has to be a special episode and that's what we are planning. This time it's gonna be Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight trilogy, so expect some voices to be lost by the end of the episode (maybe middle?) with all the impressions.

    29 November 2020, 5:40 pm
  • 2 hours 13 minutes
    Episode 198: The Man With The Golden Gun and The Spy Who Loved Me

    It's November time, so that must mean it's James Bond month! We continue with some Roger Moore flicks The Man With The Golden Gun and The Spy Who Loved Me, movies featuring Jaws, Tatoo from Fantasy Island and Christopher Lee with a third nipple! Also the girls tournament is heating up with an extremely hard choice for Jake, news of actors returning to wells that made them famous and a return of the fucked up sex acts and man is it gnarly!

    Music:

    Wage War - Surrounded

    Carly Simon - Nobody Does It Better

    Lulu - The Man With The Golden Gun

    Next time around, more Moore with Moonraker and For Your Eyes Only

    Outtakes: Disgusting feet talk after Jake talks about his toe injury

    15 November 2020, 5:26 pm
  • 1 hour 59 minutes
    Episode 167: Return to Tales From the Crypt

    Happy Halloween, boils and ghouls! Yes we are actually doing an episode on the best holiday ever and what better subject than Tales From the Crypt, which we have not done for two years for some reason! We promise we will be more regular with this shit! Also a big tie in the girls tournament that has Jake sweating, return of Chuck Norris, an unfortunate death and Jake had a week off, so how much Halloween time watches did he make? Hint: a shit ton.

    Music

    Ice Nine Kills - Thriller

    Crematory - Black Celebration

    Paradise Lost - Gothic

    Type O Negative - All Hallow's Eve

    Next time, it's November so that means back to James Bond, with The Spy Who Loved Me and The Man With the Golden Gun. And happy Halloween, and don't forget the big giveaway at 9! Don't forget your masks! It's almost time! Silver Shamrock

    Outtakes: Dogs will eat anything

    31 October 2020, 11:33 pm
  • 1 hour 57 minutes
    Episode 196: Stir of Echoes and Session 9

    In our second 2020 Halloween episode, we talk some mind bending slow burn thrillers. First Jake talks about the 1999 Kevin Bacon film Stir of Echoes and explains why the very end scares the shit out of him. Scott isn't too enthused about Session 9 with David Caruso but it does lead to some interesting discussions. Plus more ties in the girls tournament, a theory about Signs, and Jake's list of What He's Been Watching is expanding again (phrasing?)

    Music

    Rolling Stones - Paint It Black

    AC/DC - Shot In the Dark

    Van Halen - Runnin' With The Devil (RIP Eddie)

    Next time for the final Halloween episode of the season, we return to a TV show that honestly we should have returned to much sooner. That's right, back to Tales From the Crypt.

    19 October 2020, 11:24 pm
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