HOUR 1 - Seth and Sean discuss the Astros doing everyone in town a favor and sealing a win early on a very stormy evening, give the updated "on pace" Astros win total, dive into Ryan Clark of ESPN's assertion that Cowboys fans are abandoning ship to become Texans fans, and go through the day's headlines.

HOUR 2 - Seth and Sean discuss Netflix spending a bundle on 2 NFL Christmas day games, why the Jets are the anti-Texans in terms of their schedule, continue to react to golfer Scottie Scheffler's arrest, and assess if they'd take a 10-7 record for the Texans this season or risk it all for what's behind door number 2.

HOUR 3 - Seth and Sean lay out the top 8 stories of the day, discuss if a B+ by PFF for the Texans' off-season is offensive, and dive into which teams' schedules are deemed tougher than the Texans by NFL.com and if they're getting screwed. All while continuing to react to golfer Scottie Scheffler's arrest and subsequent release.

HOUR 4 - Seth and Sean discuss Astros P Ronel Blanco's suspension for sticky stuff and if they believe his story, comedian Bob Biggerstaff joins in-studio to talk about his show "Butt Stuff" at the Houston Improv on May 28th, and dive into DJ Bien-Aime of ESPN's comparatively pessimistic view of the Texans.

Seth and Sean are joined in studio by comedian Bob Biggerstaff. He details his experience being diagnosed with colorectal cancer, his ringing the bell that it's now in remission, and his show "Butt Stuff" coming up at the Houston Improv on May 28th. Visit ImprovTX.com for more information.

Seth and Sean discuss Astros P Ronel Blanco's suspension for having foreign substance in places he's not allowed to and if they believe his story.

Seth and Sean dive into which teams the NFL says have a harder schedule than the Texans and if/who exactly's getting screwed here.

Seth and Sean dive into what grade Pro Football Focus gave the Texans for all the off-season moves. A B+ seems a tad low, right?

Seth and Sean dive into if they'd take a 10-7 record for the Texans or if they'd take whatever the unknown behind door number 2 is.

Seth and Sean discuss Netflix spending $75M on 2 Christmas day NFL games, the schedule makers feeling they "owe" the Jets, and continue to react to Scottie Scheffler being detained for a traffic incident.

Seth and Sean react to Ryan Clark of ESPN saying he knows Cowboys fans are abandoning ship to become Texans fans and if Texans fans should take them in?