We're back to our roots today with a market heavy episode just for you, cutie. First off, we've got HUGE news about marijuana, and also Dave & Buster's. Our main story: Cathie Wood is the celebrity hedge fund manager that single-handedly destroyed over $14 billion dollars in the last decade. And she's still going strong. Plus, we've got Zuck's comments that single handedly tanked META by $200 billion dollars and spooked the entire market, and Elon's latest grift to keep the Tesla scheme alive for another quarter or two.

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Did you guys know Ben kissed a guy once? It's true. In this episode we've got too much to list so just gather 'round and enjoy because it's a really fun one.

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TIMESTAMPS:

0:00-6:00 Song time

6:00-9:20 Ben is insane but not a murderer

9:20-17:00 Summer camp stories

17:00-19:30 Ben's first love

19:30-23:00 Ben was gay + Ben's brother

23:00-27:00 The worst pantsings we've ever seen

27:00-35:00 Butterflies, weird guys that are stuck in our memory

35:00-43:00 Doodoo girl, straight sex is gay

43:00-49:00 Emil pissed himself, sleeping at a friend's house, hearing a friend get hit

49:00-54:00 Emil washes improperly

54:00-59:59 Grandma text effects, mom texts

Watcher TV made a REALLY stupid business decision. Arguably one of the worst we've seen in a while. So we're picking it apart this week, along with some other absolutely bird brained dipshit business decisions we'd like to share with you: the Red Lobster shrimp disaster, the chips that make your ass leak, and more. Oh, plus one really good one because we gotta balance it out.

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OJ has left the building. He fell on a banana peel and slipped down a giant staircase into an open pit. Our hearts go out to his family. Haha but seriously folks, we're talking OJ, the astrology mom who murdered her family, the guy who shot his Uber driver, and the tycoon in Vietnam who just got sentenced to death for taking some dong that wasn't her dong. Plus, we're talking about the Humane AI pin that's just absolutely getting ROASTED online, mainly by  @mkbhd .

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The biggest cash heist in American history took place on Easter Sunday and nobody's talking about it. We're covering all the details, plus a few other crazy heists from over the years. PLUS, did you know that all these AI companies are going to fully run out of data by 2026? What will happen then? What will they do? Will it be legal? All of that and more on this week's episode. Thanks for being here!

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Did you click because of the hot woman in the thumbnail you sicko? You pervert? You absolute freak? Well that's my girlfriend so BACK OFF!!!! This week we're talkin about how young women are exploring GPT boyfriend "Dan", the rise of AI partners, and a story from The Cut about a young woman dating much older and wealthier that really pissed a lot of people off for some reason. Also we're talking about Instacart and the inescapable drama that comes with entrusting people to make judgment calls on your stupid grocery list. Plus, the bridge collapse was all black peoples' fault according to some idiots online, a short seller has a hilariously checkered past, and SBF finally got sentenced to prison.

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We got a good one for you this week (as always). Pop-neuroscientist Andrew Huberman got profiled in NYMag for being really good at dating multiple women without their knowledge. Also we have some GOOD NEWS about things going on in the world so that's nice. Then we're diving head first into Donald Trump's new publicly traded stock whose symbol is aptly $DJT. Plus, Facebook is being overrun by AI generated images of Shrimp Jesus with sexy asian flight attendants for some reason. Plus, we're talking MARKETS, Apple, Nvidia, BITCOIN. Enjoy yourself.

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MEATBALL SPECIAL EPISODE 2. We've got a fun one for you gang. Broadcasting from Phil's living room, we've got a DOOZY of an episode for ya.

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TIMESTAMPS:

00:00-4:00 - Plonky

4:00-13:45 SXSW, the Magic Castle, spreading ashes

13:45-23:40 Terrifying dreams, our gay passes, AI in movies

23:40-26:00 Doodoo diet, DRIGSBY

26:00-35:30 Time traveling girlfriend

35:30-40:00 Kate Middleton Cancer Coin, memecoins

40:00-46:00 Shohei Ohtani gambling, smoking in the airport

46:00-53:30 Ben talks to a psychic, scams

53:30-1:00:48 - Mrs. Incredible fleshlight, cucks

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SO MUCH IS HAPPENING. WE'VE GOT IT ALL FOR YOU. SO OPEN YOUR MOUTH BABY BIRDS, MAMA (BEN) AND PAPA (EMIL) BIRD ARE HERE TO REGURGITATE ALL THE YUMMY INFORMATIONAL WORMS INTO YOUR AWAITING LITTLE GULLETS. We're breaking down the proposed TikTok shutdown. OpenAI claps back at Elon HARD. ChatGPT competitor CLAUDE scares the crap out of Ben. Bitcoin surges, and the scammers are out in full force. Ever heard of SLERF? Well prepare for the dumbest story of the year.

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What's happening at Boeing is a public safety crisis. But it goes much deeper than Boeing -- it's the FAA, the DOT, the NTSB, and the airlines themselves. Former Boeing 737 Program senior manager Ed Pierson joins us to expose the corporate greed, criminal negligence, and government ineptitude that continue to put the public at risk. For more information about Ed you can visit his website at https://edpierson.com or his podcast, "Alarm Bells".

Special thanks to Raimee Iacofano for co-producing. @ raimeetravel on Instagram and TikTok.

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The biggest IPO of the year is coming MARCH 20th. Everyone's divided on whether it's a winner or a stinker. We do a deep dive and debate the merits and pitfalls of Reddit, it's business prospects, and whether the IPO is worth buying into.

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We're on instagram. @ bencahn and @ emilderosa and @ dillonmoore

TIMESTAMPS:

0:00 - housekeeping

4:30 - reddit IPO

7:43 - blue chew ad (promo:baes)

10:25 - reddit history

21:30 - maximizing shareholder value

25:35 - ben’s karma

29:25 - facebook IPO

32:20 - reddit userbase

34:30 - r/ wallstreet bets

35:35 - felicity and minecraft

40:18 - BP wife guy

48:57 - S&P 500

50:35 - captain elon news

1:00:00 - gaslighting whales with AI