We've said countless times (twice, probably) that "this episode is our most unhinged yet". Well, gang, this time we might actually mean it! The fellas don't even sniff the normal show segments and instead descend directly into The Discourse. But don't worry, Fact or Fanfiction didn't get left out. We know what y'all want, and we love you!

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Y'all are gonna find out within the first 5 minutes why we had to name it "Boston Creamer". It is also important that you know Campbell uttered the phrase, "Shout out to my boy DM for his BM!" Truly groundbreaking stuff over here.

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Campbell and the Beef Thief are back, and this time ol' Beefy went on a lil' trip! Dan recaps Adepticon 2024 and Campbell lives vicariously. Make sure to wear ear protection for this one, gang, as the sonorous clacking of Dan's many medals might deafen you.

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This is honestly supposed to be a Warhammer 40k podcast. How did we fuck this up so bad? Where did we go wrong? The good news is that if you like trucks, you're gonna be thrilled. The bad news is that we didn't use the soundboard even once in the entire fucking episode. Seriously, what is wrong with us?

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Truly it is a grand day for a bad 'cast! This time around the fellas coin several new terms: "The Irish Good-Die", "mouth-bored", and rebrand as the Porty-k PottyCast. Does that make any sense? Does anything? Who even cares?!

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Hoo boy. The fellas return after a month hiatus, and their time off has clearly addled their brains. Things immediately go off the rails as Dan demands to actually talk about Warhammer 40,000 (what?!). Then, thihngs truly get wild. Topics include: werewolf boyfriends, saying Notann to Votann, the Vorelord Titan, and various media suppositories. Additionally Campbell introduces perhaps the dumbest segment possible, and then immediately follows it up by giving Dan a glance at The World That Was. Truly unhinged.

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Howdy friends! Dan was super sick during the recording of this show, so it appropriately went off the rails quick and pretty much stayed there. However, our two idiot hosts managed to chat about butts, faces, and a disappointing lack of gargants. Also, they randomly create the most terrifying mutant of all time and then immediately give him the dumbest name possible. Classic!

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What's this?! Another Badcast?! O frabjurous day, caloo calay! In this double-wide, extra-thicc, girth-maxxed episode, Dan and Cam resolve last year's resolutions, make a bunch of new ones, and get a little silly on the way. Why is this one two hours long? Because Dan drank a 12% tallboy, that's why. Enjoy!

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Could we have named this episode "Gregor Eisenbong"? Yes. Such are the rich veins of jokes you'll find here, on the 40k Badcast!

Included in this totally-free, no ads episode are such other jokes like Kharn the Bogart, a discussion regarding the theoretical friendship between Trazyn the Infinite and Indiana Jones, and a whole lotta lasagna. Also, Campbell totally misreads the Irish Republican movement and Dan actually, litteraly, for real for real teaches people how to perform a gravity bong. Live! Laugh! Learn.

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Hello, dear listener! This episode got cut short because Campbell had to meet a "friend" for "dinner". So mostly it's Dan talking about his experience at the 2023 Chaos Cup! But don't worry, it's still full of that piquant badcast flavor you've come to know and love. Also Dan get's Campbell with an "It's Been" which hasn't happened in months! Hell yeah!

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Hope y'all got a long drive or something queued up, because this one's big! Cam and Dan talk multi-level crossbows, both greiving and reiving, and nasty-ass farts. Also, Campbell doesn't know what dogs are, and Dan once again gets mad about relative humidity. Look, it's a bad stat. This post brought to you by Dew Point Gang. Bottom text.

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