Ronna's not here this week, but (Bryan)'s still grinning from ear to ear. Why? Because we've got one hell of a special guest host, pardon me. It's Michelle Collins!

If you're not listening to The Michelle Collins Show on Patreon, you're truly missing out. It's FABULOUS. And here's some good news: she's on tour! Go to michellecollinslive.com for tickets to her show The Big Natural Tour. And if you're in Portland, OR, this Thursday, May 2, you can catch her show there with very special guest Bryan Safi! 

Michelle joins (Bryan) to give advice on rekindling a long distance friendship that's faded and looking for commitment in a May/December romance.

Issue 2 of our Shades of Vanilla newsletter is out, and it's another incredible list of our favorite things for the month of April. It's only available, though, to our Private Reserve members on Patreon. Want to take a look? Join the Private Reserve! patreon.com/askronna

Only a few more days left to join us for May's AR Social Club. Get those home bars ready for a summer season of entertaining friends and impressing them with your unique and specially curated cocktail selections! arsocialclub.com 

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Now wait a minute. Just two minutes into talking with this person and she already put a spring in our step. We're joined this week by the fabulous Eden Sher! 

You know Eden from her long-running sitcom THE MIDDLE and from the Disney Channel animated show STAR VS THE FORCES OF EVIL. She's on tour now with her live show I WAS ON A SITCOM. If she's coming to your town, go see her! Tickets at edensherlive.com

Eden helps us give advice on getting your groove back after a particularly trying time and dealing with a spouse with horrible table manners.

Issue 2 of our Shades of Vanilla newsletter comes out this weekend, and it'll be another smash hit out of the park, no doubt. But it's only available to members of Ronna's Private Reserve on Patreon. You won't want to miss out! patreon.com/askronna

May's AR Social Club is going to be a real treat, pardon me. We've got something special in store to ring in the summer BBQ season. Join us at arsocialclub.com 

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Now wait a minute. When you want a New York icon and you can't book the Statue of Liberty, there's really only one other choice. This week we're thrilled to welcome the legendary Murray Hill!

You know Murray from shows like SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE, LIFE & BETH, and the competition DRAG ME TO DINNER. Murray will also be part of the Netflix Is a Joke comedy festival in Los Angeles, appearing May 9 at the Kookaburra Lounge in Hollywood!

Murray joins us to give advice on keeping secrets from a partner and whether or not to throw yourself your own going away party at work.

Volume 1 was a hit. Volume 2? Just you wait! The next Shades of Vanilla of Newsletter comes out next weekend, but it's only available to members of Ronna's Private Reserve on Patreon. Don't miss it! patreon.com/askronna

Summer is fast approaching, and it's time to build up your bar for all those summer guests you'll be entertaining. Impress them with impeccable cocktails from AR Social Club! arsocialclub.com

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Now wait a minute. We think there's no other person who's been mentioned on the show more but has never been a guest than our dear, dear friend Jeffery Self, and we're thrilled to finally have him on!

You know Jeffery from his work with Cole Escola and about a million TV shows like SEARCH PARTY, GAY OF THRONES, 30 ROCK, and more. He's also an author, pardon me. His books 50 SHADES OF GAY and STRAIGHT PEOPLE: A SPOTTERS GUIDE are available wherever you get your books!

Jeffery joins us to give advice on potentially working for a man you desperately want to sleep with and how to get over a jaded attitude when it comes to dating.

Spring 'springs' in April, but it really shines in May! And what better way to celebrate the season's high than with a specially curated cocktail from AR Social Club? We're now accepting memberships for the month of May. Join us! arsocialclub.com

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Ronna and jet set (Bryan) are here for a Carriage House Catch-Up, and it's a GREAT one, pardon me. After some theatre reviews from New York and talk of Ronna's Amsterdam adventures, we give advice to a bride on what to wear to her wedding reception, how to deal with a monologuing girlfriend, and how to break up with a vacation partner. Then, in a letter that has to be heard to be believed, we end with easily the most BONKERS cliffhanger we've ever received. If that's not reason enough to join us on Patreon, we don't know what is!

Speaking of, our March Munch promo is finished, but we've still got the same great offerings over on Patreon! Ad-free Free Feed episodes, bonus episodes, the Shades of Vanilla Newsletter, and more! Come join us! patreon.com/askronna

Can you believe we're already talking about Memorial Day? In the AR Social Club we are! April's cocktail is going to be a fruity treat. What will May have in store? Join us and find out! It's time to start building up your summer wet bar for all those barbecue guests you're going to have. arsocialclub.com

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Now wait a minute. We've got a treat for you this week. Joining us in The Carriage House is none other than the fabulous Dulcé Sloan, comedian, TV personality, and, as of this year, author! 

Of course you know Dulcé from her work on THE DAILY SHOW, but you can also read her hilarious book HELLO, FRIENDS!: STORIES OF DATING, DESTINY & DAY JOBS. She's on a book tour now, with the next stop in Columbus, OH, on April 6.

Dulcé helps us give advice on how to tackle a new discovery about your parents' divorce and how to patiently handle a spouse who can be careless with everyday household tasks.

This is the final week you can enjoy our March Munch special on Patreon! Remember that for the entire month of March, $5 will get you access to EVERYTHING on offer at the highest tier. That includes video of all episodes, access to all bonus material, and access to our inaugural SHADES OF VANILLA newsletter. If you want to take advantage of this special deal, join us on Patreon this week! On April 1, the tiers revert back to normal.

This is also the final week you can join us for April's AR Social Club. March's cocktail is a real New York treat. What's in store for April? Come find out! arsocialclub.com

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It's a two-peat! We're THRILLED to welcome back to The Carriage House one of our favorites. It's Miss Diatomaceous Earth herself, Mary Holland! 

You can see this very talented woman in a million things, pardon me, including SELF RELIANCE on Hulu. Plus she'll be in the new season of THE BIG DOOR PRIZE on Apple TV+ which premieres on April 24!

Mary joins us to give advice on a major baby name drama and whether or not to report your neighbor for a parking violation.

Our Patreon Oscars shows have been some of the best we've ever done, excuse me. Don't forget that for the entire month of March you can get access to EVERYTHING on offer in our highest Patreon tier for as little as $5! This includes our first ever Shades of Vanilla newsletter, coming out this week. There's never been a better time to join us on Patreon! patreon.com/askronna

April showers bring Social Club flowers! We've started off 2024 with some of our most popular cocktails ever in the club. You do NOT want to miss out on our April offering! Join us! arsocialclub.com

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(Bryan)'s back on his FOX show, so we've got a spring chicken filling in today that you all know very well. Joining us is none other than our dear friend Scarlett Curtis! 

After an in-depth conversation about Scarlett's recent purchases (she adores a Stanley Cup and is big on midwinter gifts), she and Ronna give advice on convincing a parent to sign a prenup in a new marriage, dating your son's therapist, and how to tell your cousin that she eats like a madwoman.

This month only, join us on Patreon at our new $5 tier and get access to ALL tiers! That's every episode, including our Oscars special next week and the wrap-up the day after, our new monthly newsletter filled to the brim with recommendations from Ronna (& Bryan), full access to the back catalog, and ad-free Free Feeds. There's never been a better time to try us on Patreon! patreon.com/askronna

Spring is about to be sprung, and if there's a better way to welcome the season than sipping on an incredible cocktail curated by the finest tastemakers in the biz, we don't know what it is. Join us at AR Social Club before April 1 at arsocialclub.com

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Now wait a minute. We've been trying to get this guy on the show for, literally, years. He's a very dear friend of many of us on the Ask Ronna staff, and now he's finally here! It's Barack Obama's best friend (we assume) Maulik Pancholy! 

You know Maulik from TV shows like 30 ROCK, WHITNEY, PHINEAS AND FERB, and a million others, but he's also a very accomplished author! His books THE BEST AT IT and NIKHIL OUT LOUD are out now. And, if that wasn't enough, in 2014 he was named to President Obama's Advisory Commission on Asian Americans and Pacific Islanders and has since helped create the anti-bullying non-profit ACT TO CHANGE.

Maulik joins us to give advice on a throuple dilemma and dealing with an ex who's moved on to date a major Hollywood nepo baby.

Our new Patreon tiers have launched! And we're celebrating in a BIG way: ANYONE who's a member of our Patreon for the month of March at ANY tier will be getting FULL access to the top tier. This month only, for as little as $5, you'll get all the Patreon episodes (audio and video), our Oscars special with Kate Aurthur and Adam B. Vary of Variety, our Oscars wrap-up bonus episode, our incredible newsletter that's like a little mini Ronnukah every month, full access to the back catalog, and every upcoming Free Feed episode, including this one, ad free. It's a Carriage House extravaganza! If you're not a Patreon member yet, there's literally never been a better time to come check it out! patreon.com/askronna

Spring is coming! Build the best bar in the neighborhood with a collection of incredible, unique, highly curated cocktails from AR Social Club! Join before April 1 for an invite to the April Kiki! arsocialclub.com

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Boom. Bam. Bang. Dropped. We've got some BIG news to reveal today, but we've also got a Carriage House Catch-Up that's sure to please. After some chit chat about Ronna's sleep habits and papal history, Ronna (& Bryan) give advice on whether or not to accept some ex-friends' apologies and how to get your brother-in-law to stop calling your parents "mom and dad."

We've got perhaps the biggest Ask Ronna news drop in our show's history: we're updating our Patreon tiers! We're THRILLED about what we have on offer, and we couldn't have come up with the new options without the help of everyone who responded to our Patreon survey, so thank you! For all the details, you can read our explanation post (for free) at patreon.com/askronna (link also available in our LinkTree). 

AND, get ready for this: as a celebration of the new tiers, and to give you all a taste of what will be on offer, EVERYONE, regardless of the tier you sign up for, will receive ALL BENEFITS for the month of March. That's FOUR bonus video episodes, including our incredibly popular Oscars episode with Kate Aurthur and Adam B. Vary, our new monthly newsletter that's like a mini-Ronnukah delivered to you every month, pardon me, as well as AD-FREE FREE FEEDS...all for as little as $5 for the month of March! If you've ever been tempted to see what's on offer over on Patreon, now's the time to check it out!! patreon.com/askronna

And if that wasn't enough to celebrate in March, the Social Club is going to be yet another highlight! We took a trip south of the border for February. Where will we go in March? Only one way to find out: join us! arsocialclub.com

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We're dealing with living legend material this week, excuse me. Do people still talk about Q ratings? If so, our guest's would be through the roof. We're joined in The Carriage House this week by the fabulous Bobby Moynihan! Of course you know him from SNL and a thousand other TV shows, but did you also know he's a published author? His book for children NOT ALL SHEEP ARE BORING is out now. And check him out on the Comedy Bang! Bang! podcast as Batman.

Bobby helps us give advice on dealing with complications in a friendship with a couple in an open relationship and wanting your own space after a divorce.

Was the Lonely Hearts Live show amazing? Yes. Was it our best ever? Also yes. You have the rest of this week to stream it before it's gone! Go to askronnalive.com by 2/24 to stream it!

The AR Social Club February Kiki is this weekend, pardon me, and it's going to be a tropical citrusy trip south of the border. If you're not a member, you're missing out on a chance to connect with your fellow Carriage House cohorts and to build the best, most enviable bar in your neighborhood! Join us for March! arsocialclub.com

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