This month we had to face it got a teensy bit tougher to STAY ON TRACK-KINS.

We’re attempting a lot of hustle. We appreciate you all and this podcast existing and bringing us back down to earth. But, really, IS THERE COMEDY ON OTHER PLANETS???

PFT shares about our jam packed weekend, Janie indulges in some role play with Paul and together the two get into some after dinner conversation while BOTH wearing THIS brand new STAY F. HOMEKINS t-shirt!

Weekend Water with Paul F. Tompkins & Janie Haddad Tompkins brings you all the updates! Bonus ‘tent or free offerings, if that’s your speed :)

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Ok PumpKins. We’ve REACTED to the eighth episode of this eleventh season of VANDERPUMP RULES!

They tried to sneak the premiere of THE VALLEY into the episode!! It was sneaky!!! The gang throws all their therapy speak around and it’s charming! Sandoval still can’t comprehend why he’s no longer trusted, beloved or instantl…

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Hello stalwart STAY F. HOMEKINS bonus content consumers!

We’ve enjoyed recording another watchalong to an iconic movie for you. GREASE from 1978 is the current choice and OUR CHILLS ARE MULTIPLYING!

Simply sync up the podcast with your viewing of GREASE (we talk you through the syncing and pressing “play” moment). Enjoy the film…

Hi stalwart listeners of the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast! We love you! The new March episode is out!

Does Paul want to go off the grid? Does Janie want to go on a podcast with ReesaTeesa? Do the two want to have retail jobs in Lower Manhattan?

Find out AND MORE! In this month’s podcast episode for your EARS AND BRAIN!

J&P

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Well, folks! Janie & Paul recorded a new reaction bonus STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode to episode 6 of Vanderpump Rules titled “Saw it on the Graham.”

While researching this most recent episode, I have learned through online comments that SEVERAL …

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It is the FIFTH reaction bonus podcast episode from STAY F. HOMEKINS to the eleventh season of VANDERPUMP RULES! It is all very REAL for REALITY TV.

Katie and Ariana are in permit hell with their business and the rest of the gang, who still are willing to interact with Sandoval, go to Lak…

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Well, hellloooo to you who are joining us for this bonus STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode where Janie & Paul react to episode 4 of the eleventh season of Vanderpump Rules!

Join the portal to all of our extra stuff!

In this episode, we ALL grapple with repair. Repairing co-worker relationships that were on…

It’s here! The new STAY F. HOMEKINS that is lovingly ad-supported for ALL to hear! This crazy weather month, we are merely surviving with just cold water while Paul plans a LIVE DOMESTIC TOUR of VARIETOPIA! Janie toys with a one woman show concept of Comedy Bang! Bang! characters and, together, the duo discuss pop culture phenoms that have run their course. NO PARKING ON THE DOWNLOAD FLOOR, GET YOUR HOMEKINS ON!

xo,

Janie & PFT

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The PumpNDump continues! In this second BONUS episode, Janie & PFT are deciding HOW they feel about this eleventh season now that the conceit of this show is TOTALLY DIFFERENT than where it all started.

Should we be glorifying spots in the Valley this much? Should everyone live in farmhouse chic abodes? Should Lisa get more camera time? And is Ally capa…

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Hello!

VANDERPUMP RULES season 11 started last night! And, AS WARNED, Janie and Paul are recapping the new season as the episodes come out every week! If you are subscribed to the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, first of all, THANK YOU! We are so honored you are friends of the show, all you have to do is go to weekend water.substack.com to subscribe to get the bonus content, INCLUDING OUR RECAPS!

And you will be able to comment on each episode below the posts! Thank you. We are happy to be going on this journey with you.

Hello, Patient Listeners!

It’s the January STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, a day late AS WE SAID! How ya like them apples?

Welcome to our FIFTH season of a married couple podcasting whatever all this is!

In this episode, we deep dive so so so many things: comedy basics, Weeki-holes, the women of THE VIEW.

IT IS ALL HAPPENING!

Please enjoy our episode, we really enjoyed recording it! Thank you for sticking around with us and letting us have fun with you! Get a Weekend Water glass from our talented merchandise partners Kin Ship Goods co-owned by who’s substack can be, nay, MUST BE, subscribed to below.

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We may have accidentally announced our new recap project podcast AS IT CAME TO US ON THIS EPISODE. Listen and FIND OUT!

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THANK YOUSE/Y’ALL,

Janie & Paul

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