A magician kills his owner over the knowledge of his dark secret, and BOY is it dark. That aside this is a banger as Jack Cassidy shows us why he’s talked about. We talk about: Luke Hates FF7R, This Dude Is A Nazi, Magic Tricks, New Coat, Jack Cassidy Loves The Mob, Handcuffs, Weird Daughter Stuff, Many Copies, Magic Shows, Jack v Jack v Jack,

Episode Watched: Season 5, Episode 5: Now You See Him…

Columbo once again goes abroad, this time to Mexico. He’s greeted by murder by bull and tons of famous Mexican actors we don’t recognize. We talk about: Luke Is Somehow Still Playing FF7R, Fallout, Stardew Valley, Is There Any Sauce, The In Law, Ashley’s Pitch, The Motive, Super Train, We Fight Animals, Columbo At EVO

Episode Watched: Season 5, Episode 4: Matter of Honor

We are back and WE ARE BACK. Patrick McGoohan kills Leslie Neilsen, and Columbo has never been cooler/hornier. We watch two men fall in love all over again. We also talk about: Luke Got Married, Ashley Tells A Vomit Story (description part is at 21:20 to 27:00. Molly The Driver, Long Games, 360 Mini, Spy Stuff, Muggers Alley, Edging Us On The Content, Columbo Fights The CIA, Train Stuff, Mah Jong, MCUCM,

Episode Watched: Season 5, Episode 3: Identity Crisis

Columbo is solving a murder at a fake middle eastern countries legation, and of course this film features mainly white people. Uh oh! Despite that we find a lot to like in this ep somehow. We talk about: FF7 Rebirth, Pacific Drive, Columbo Tow Maters It, We Are Confused, Horny Jokes, We Make It Better, The Fuzz, French Cuisine, Rock Hard Case, Plane Trickery, 

Episode Watched: Season 5, Episode 2: A Case of Immunity

An aging star kills her husband to get the financing for her revival. Columbo gets starstruck and dresses up in a nice suit while we get in deep on how the ending of this episode makes us feel. We talk about: TV Movies, Social Network, Last Epoch, Janet Leigh, We Get Right To The Ending, Catsuit, Late Night Shows, The Sexist Switch, Dog Treats, Why The Ending Bugs Us, Luke Kills Molly, Musicals, Surprise Wrestle Talk

Note: A LOT of talk about depression and suicide in this episode. 

Episode Watched: S5 E1: Forgotten Lady

A hypnotist kills the guy he’s cucking and then tries to hypnotize himself out of it. I guess when all you have is a hammer you gotta brainwash that nail. Anyway, this got away from me. We talk about: Luke’s Completion Guide, Persona 3 Spoilers from 0:06:13 to 0:08:36, Spider-Verse, Molly Goes No Armor, Real Horny, Telling Lies, French Cars, Murder Solving Party, Hypno Suicide, Blind Bookends

Episode Watched: S4 E6: A Deadly State of Mind

t’s a high tech and shorter episode. Does that solve some of the issues we’ve been having? No! We talk about: Persona, Sleep, Tenet, Sessions, Ring Cams, Live In Servants, Wheelchair, Columbo’s Cold, Clown Doll, Enhance, No Anger, Dr Evil, Cars,

Episode Watched: S4E5 - Playback

It’s smooth sailing this week as Columbo goes on a cruise and gets to solve a fun lil murder for his vacation. We talk about: Nolan Movies, Mustafa Ali, 360 Games, British Cop, Super Mario Casting, Doing Drugs, Einstein, Columbo Speedruns, Plane vs Boat, Trips

Episode Watched: S4E4 - Troubled Waters

It’s the return of the mack, the McGhoohan that is! Columbo spends the week at a military boarding school after a grisly accident that might just be murder. We talk about: Luke Lives A Skit, Spotlight, Cody, Relink, MRI, Military School, Explosion, Columbo Scours The Grounds, Square Meal, Slap That Ass, Skip Town, Weird Accent

Episode Watched: S4 Ep3 - By Dawn’s Early Light

The show is good again!!! Dick Van Dyke is a photographer who kills his awful wife but is also awful himself. It’s a familiar tune but this one is a pretty great version. We talk about: Prince of Persia, West Side Story, Wild At Heart, Real Life Lucille Bluth, Nice Crime Man, Columbo’s Junk Car, Tabletop Surgery, Nun Fun, Dog Pin Up, Funeral Photography, Re-Used Sets, Seatbelts, Junkyard Wars,

Episode Watched: Season 4, Ep 2 - Negative Reaction

Well, it’s a real stinker of an ep to start off season 4. A fitness guru kills one of his franchisers who has realized he’s doing some dodgy financing. This mystery mostly centers around shoes. We talk about: Death Stranding, Prince of Persia, Wonka, Shin Ultraman, GDT’s Pinocchio, Luke Sells Us On Tenet, The Fugitive, Molly Explains Basketball, Milo, Repeated Plots, Lower The Boom, The Longest Google Search, Homestuck It Follows, Barbie

Episode Watched: S4 Ep 1 An Exercise in Futility