The Once And Future Nerd

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  • 1 hour 16 minutes
    #Ask The Once And Future Nerd for Bk. 2, Ch. 9

    Today’s bonus content is the #AskTOAFN listener Q&A for Book 2, Chapter 9. Christian, Dan, Anya and Greg answer a few questions related to the chapter…and then mostly relitigate Tumblr’s “Sexiest Once And Future Nerd Character” poll.

    ANNOUNCEMENTS:

    • Due to a (very literal) expansion in the TOAFN family, there will be a longer than usual break between Chapters 9 and 10. Our Patreon will be paused until we have something to release. Stay tuned to our socials for official announcements.

    (The transcript for the conversation can be found here, and the transcript for our announcements can be found here.)

    Thank you as always for listening!

    9 July 2023, 1:00 pm
  • 32 minutes 33 seconds
    A Handful Of Bodyguards, Pt. 5

    In the conclusion of Book 2, Chapter 9, Billy does what Billy does best – be a huge pain in the ass – and reshapes the power balance of Pacific Ridge. And just in time for the arrival of a very influential power broker. First Snow prepares to delivery discouraging news to her community.

    CREDITS FOR THIS EPISODE:

    Directed by
     CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA

    Written by
     CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA and GREGORY M. SCHULZ

    PERFORMED BY:
     RHIANNON ANGELL as…      Janey
     GARRETT ARMYN as…      Sir Brennen Willemson, Baker, and Ranger 4
     DAN DOBRANSKY as…      Vanderberg
     ANYA GIBIAN as…      Aerona Regan
     IAN HARKINS as…      The Narrator and Ranger 1
     AARON LANHAM as…      First Snow
     CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA as…      Tyymos, Stablehand, and Bill
     PAUL NOTICE as…      Nelson and Ranger 2
     ANA O’DANIEL as…      Lulu
     APRIL ORTIZ as…      Steady River
     FRANK QUERIS as…      Billy
     JULIE REED as…      Jen
     REGINA RENEE RUSSELL as…      Nia and Blacksmith
     GREGORY M. SCHULZ as…      Yllowyyn, Ranger 3, and Weston
     DAVID SYLVESTER WOLF as…      O’an Hritsl

    Editing by
     JIM BANTING

    Foley, Sound Design, and Post Production Mixing by
     JIM BANTING

    Additional Writing Help from
     ANA O’DANIEL

    Music Direction and Main Theme by
     TOM LEE

    Additional Scoring by
     CHRIS MONTALBO

    Created and Executive Produced by
     ZACH GLASS & CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA

    Co-Executive Produced by
     JESS KELLEY-MADERA

    Associate Producers
    ALEC STORY

    The script for this episode can be downloaded here, and the transcript of our announcements here.

    ANNOUNCEMENTS:

    • The end of a Chapter means we’ll be doing an #AskTOAFN livestream on YouTube. Submit your questions on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, or Tumblr using #AskTOAFN! Just make sure to submit by 11:59pm ET on June 2.
    • As always, The Once And Future Nerd is made possible by our Patrons on Patreon. We hope you consider joining!

    Follow our socials for all scheduling announcements.

    CONTENT NOTES:

    • Intimate partner violence is a recurring throughline of this chapter

    End of Listed CONTENT NOTES

    28 May 2023, 12:00 pm
  • 28 minutes 40 seconds
    A Handful Of Bodyguards, Pt. 4

    Regan becomes increasingly entangled in the affairs of Pacific Ridge, while the Party puts their plan into motion. Yllodyk may have found an ally, but she has some explaining to do first.

    CREDITS FOR THIS EPISODE:

    Directed by
    CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA

    Written by
    CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA and GREGORY M. SCHULZ

    PERFORMED BY:
    RHIANNON ANGELL as…      Yllodyk and Janey
    GARRETT ARMYN as…      Sir Brennen Willemson
    DAN DOBRANSKY as…      Vanderberg
    ANYA GIBIAN as…      Aerona Regan and Maeve Bailey
     IAN HARKINS as…      The Narrator and The Professor
     CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA as…      Bill
     PAUL NOTICE as…      Nelson
     ANA O’DANIEL as…      Lulu
     FRANK QUERIS as…      Billy
     JULIE REED as…      Jen
     REGINA RENEE RUSSELL as…      Nia
     GREGORY M. SCHULZ as…      Yllowyyn and Weston
     DAVID SYLVESTER WOLF as…      O’an Hritsl

    Editing by
     JIM BANTING

    Foley, Sound Design, and Post Production Mixing by
     EDWARD BUSH

    Additional Writing Help from
     ANA O’DANIEL

    Music Direction and Main Theme by
     TOM LEE

    Additional Scoring by
     CHRIS MONTALBO

    Created and Executive Produced by
     ZACH GLASS & CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA

    Co-Executive Produced by
     JESS KELLEY-MADERA

    The script for this episode can be downloaded here, and the transcript of our announcements here.

    ANNOUNCEMENTS:

    • This episode is brought to you in part by Shaker & Spoon – a subscription service that helps you learn to make craft cocktails at home. Get 20% off your first box by visiting shakerandspoon.com/toafn
    • As always, The Once And Future Nerd is made possible by our Patrons on Patreon. We hope you consider joining!

    We’ll be back with our next episode on May 28. See you then!

    CONTENT NOTES:

    • Intimate partner violence is a recurring throughline of this chapter

    End of Listed CONTENT NOTES

    30 April 2023, 1:00 pm
  • 36 minutes 26 seconds
    A Handful Of Bodyguards, Pt. 3

    Yllodyk reckons with the aftershock from her parents’ untimely deaths. Under the Black Mountains, Mag Uidhir and the Dragon make good on their bargain.

    CREDITS FOR THIS EPISODE:

    Directed by
    CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA

    Written by
    O CARCIENTE and CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA

    PERFORMED BY:
    RHIANNON ANGELL as…      Yllodyk
    GARRETT ARMYN as…      Jethro
    IAN HARKINS as…      The Narrator and Mag Uidhir
    CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA as…      Renault D’esprit
    JULIE REED as…      Elf Constable
    REGINA RENEE RUSSELL as…      The Dragon/Yrrsylax

    Editing by
    JIM BANTING

    Foley, Sound Design, and Post Production Mixing by
     EDWARD BUSH

    Music Direction and Main Theme by
     TOM LEE

    Additional Scoring by
     CHRIS MONTALBO

    Created and Executive Produced by
     ZACH GLASS & CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA

    Co-Executive Produced by
     JESS KELLEY-MADERA

    Associate Producers
     SUSAN DEGAN and ALEC STORY

    The script for this episode can be downloaded here, and the transcript of our announcements here.

    ANNOUNCEMENTS:

    • This episode is brought to you in part by Shaker & Spoon – a subscription service that helps you learn to make craft cocktails at home. Get 20% off your first box by visiting shakerandspoon.com/toafn
    • As always, The Once And Future Nerd is made possible by our Patrons on Patreon. We hope you consider joining!

    We’ll be back with our next episode on Apr. 30. See you then!

    CONTENT NOTES:

    • There is a description of death by torture
    • There is talk of gender dysphoria, particularly as it relates to menstruation and childbirth

    End of Listed CONTENT NOTES

    26 March 2023, 1:00 pm
  • 24 minutes 47 seconds
    A Handful Of Bodyguards, Pt. 2

    Old rivalries flare in Pacific Ridge. Nelson finds a kindred spirit. Regan folds some new allies into the Party’s plan.

    CREDITS FOR THIS EPISODE:

    Directed by
    CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA

    Written by
    CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA and GREGORY M. SCHULZ

    PERFORMED BY:
    RHIANNON ANGELL as…      Janey
    GARRETT ARMYN as…      Sir Brennen Willemson
    DAN DOBRANSKY as…      Vanderberg
    ANYA GIBIAN as…      Aerona Regan
    IAN HARKINS as…      The Narrator and Ranger 1
    CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA as…      Bill
    PAUL NOTICE as…      Nelson
    ANA O’DANIEL as…      Lulu
    FRANK QUERIS as…      Billy
    JULIE REED as…      Jen
    REGINA RENEE RUSSELL as…      Nia
    GREGORY M. SCHULZ as…      Yllowyyn, Ranger 3, and Weston
    DAVID SYLVESTER WOLF as…      O’an Hritsl

    Editing by
    JIM BANTING

    Foley, Sound Design, and Post Production Mixing by
    EDWARD BUSH

    Additional Writing Help from
    ANA O’DANIEL

    Music Direction and Main Theme by
    TOM LEE

    Additional Scoring by
    CHRIS MONTALBO

    Created and Executive Produced by
    ZACH GLASS & CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA

    Co-Executive Produced by
    JESS KELLEY-MADERA

    Associate Producers
    SUSAN DEGAN and ALEC STORY

    The script for this episode can be found here, and the transcript for our announcements here.

    We’ll be back with our next episode on March 26. We’ll see you then!

    CONTENT NOTES:

    • Intimate partner violence is a recurring throughline of this chapter
    • Words of racial and gendered abuse are used

    END OF LISTED CONTENT NOTES.

    26 February 2023, 2:00 pm
  • 27 minutes 59 seconds
    A Handful Of Bodyguards, Pt. 1

    Upon arriving in the West, the Party encounters challenges they never anticipated. But after learning more about their new locale, a plan takes shape.

    CREDITS FOR THIS EPISODE:

    Directed by
    CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA

    Written by
    CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA and GREGORY M. SCHULZ

    Additional Writing Help from
    ANA O’DANIEL

    PERFORMED BY:
    RHIANNON ANGELL as…      Janey
    GARRETT ARMYN as…      Sir Brennen Willemson, Coyote Carl, and Ranger 4
    DAN DOBRANSKY as…      Vanderberg
    ANYA GIBIAN as…      Aerona Regan
    IAN HARKINS as…      The Narrator and Ranger 1
    CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA as…      Bill
    PAUL NOTICE as…      Nelson and Ranger 2
    ANA O’DANIEL as…      Lulu
    FRANK QUERIS as…      Billy
    JULIE REED as…      Jen
    REGINA RENEE RUSSELL as…      Nia
    GREGORY M. SCHULZ as…      Yllowyyn and Ranger 3
    DAVID SYLVESTER WOLF as…      The Heel

    Editing by
    TRISTAN STONE

    Foley, Sound Design, and Post Production Mixing by
    EDWARD BUSH

    Music Direction and Main Theme by
    TOM LEE

    Additional Scoring by
    CHRIS MONTALBO

    Created and Executive Produced by
    ZACH GLASS & CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA

    Co-Executive Produced by
    JESS KELLEY-MADERA

    Associate Producers
    SUSAN DEGAN and ALEC STORY

    The script for this episode can be downloaded here, and the transcript for our announcements here.

    ANNOUNCEMENTS:

    • This episode is brought to you in part by Shaker & Spoon – a subscription service that helps you learn to make craft cocktails at home. Get 20% off your first box by visiting shakerandspoon.com/toafn
    • As always, The Once And Future Nerd is made possible by our Patrons on Patreon. We hope you consider joining!

    We’ll be back with our next episode on Feb. 26. See you then!

    CONTENT NOTES:

    • Intimate partner violence is a recurring throughline of this chapter

    End of Listed CONTENT NOTES

    29 January 2023, 1:30 pm
  • 1 hour 19 minutes
    Commentary for “The Worthiest Knight”

    For today’s bonus content, Anya Gibian, Zach Glass, Ian Harkins, and Christian Kelley-Madera recorded a commentary track for Book 1 Chapter 5, “The Worthiest Knight,” originally released back in 2014.

    ANNOUCEMENTS:

    • This episode is sponsored by Tab for a Cause — a free browser extension that helps you raise money for charity. Join our team at tabforacause.org/toafn
    • As always, The Once And Future Nerd is made possible by our Patrons on Patreon. This episode was a reward we promised for reaching $650/month on Patreon. Thank you to everyone who helped us reach that milestone! If you’d like to hear us do this again, we’ve promised another commentary track if we reach $850/month.
    • Check out Ian’s new audio drama series The Iron Anthology
    • Check out our illustrator John’s portfolio and commission links here!
    • This will be our last release of 2022, but we’ll be back with the premiere of our next chapter on January 29, 2023!

    CONTENT NOTE: The chapter we’re commenting on contains a term of gendered abuse

    (The script for the original chapter can be found here. The transcript of our commentary can be found here, and the transcript of this week’s announcements can be found here.)

    11 December 2022, 1:30 pm
  • 53 minutes 49 seconds
    #Ask The Once And Future Nerd for Bk. 2, Ch. 8

    Today’s bonus content is the audio from our #AskTOAFN livestream from October 14. Zach and Christian discussed their favorite parts of the chapter and answered listener questions.

    ANNOUNCEMENTS:

    • This episode is sponsored by Tab for a Cause — a free browser extension that helps you raise money for charity. Join our team at tabforacause.org/toafn
    • This episode is sponsored by Clockworks Academy – College-level insight without college-level cost, offering courses in King Arthur, Game of Thrones, and more. Visit Clockworksacademy.com and use code futurenerd to save 10% on any purchase.
    • And as always, The Once And Future Nerd is made possible by our Patrons on Patreon. We hope you consider joining!
    • There will be more bonus content in November, date TBA. Then we will be taking December off for the winter holidays. We will return with the premiere of Book 2 Chapter 9 on January 29, 2023.

    (The transcript for the conversation can be found here, and the transcript for our announcements can be found here.)

    Thank you as always for listening!

    30 October 2022, 1:00 pm
  • 14 minutes 32 seconds
    Minisodes 007-008

    Welcome back for another pair of TOAFN Minisodes!

    Dear Uncle

    Written by O. Carciente
    Performed by Paul Notice as Antonin Mooncrest
    Edited, mixed, and sound design by Tristan Stone

    A Good Night’s Story

    Written by Sarah Winkler
    Performed by Anya Gibian as Arlene Redmoor
    Edited, mixed, and sound design by Tristan Stone

    Scripts for both of these minisodes can be found here:

    This episode is sponsored by Tab for a Cause — a free browser extension that helps you raise money for charity. Join our team at tabforacause.org/toafn

    Thank you for listening! Look out for the audio from our Q&A livestream, hitting your feed on Oct 30, and some bonus content next month!

    16 October 2022, 1:00 pm
  • 24 minutes 12 seconds
    A Change of Scenery, Pt. 4

    Arlene, Gwen, Mildred, and Ben make shore at their new home. The worst possible people meet each other. Tragedy befalls the house of Ba’at lo-Yl and Wyyn lo-Dyk.

    CREDITS FOR THIS EPISODE:

    Directed by
     CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA

    Written by
     CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA

    PERFORMED BY:
     RHIANNON ANGELL as…      Yllodyk and Ethel
     GARRETT ARMYN as…      Jethro
     DAN DOBRANSKY as…      Ardel Redmoor, Alf, and Vanderberg
     ANYA GIBIAN as…      Arlene Redmoor and Wyyn lo-Dyk
     IAN HARKINS as…      The Narrator and Ba’at lo-Yl
     SHANNON HARRIS as…      Mildred and Red Ren the Ruthless
     CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA as…      Renault D’esprit
     PAUL NOTICE as…      Nelson and Ben
     ANA O’DANIEL as…      Gwen of Ruefield
     FRANK QUERIS as…      Billy
     JULIE REED as…      Jen
     GREGORY M. SCHULZ as…      Olafsson and Sailor In Crow’s Nest

    Editing by
     TRISTAN STONE

    Foley, Sound Design, and Post Production Mixing by
     EDWARD BUSH

    Music Direction and Main Theme by
     TOM LEE

    Additional Scoring by
     CHRIS MONTALBO

    Created and Executive Produced by
     ZACH GLASS & CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA

    Co-Executive Produced by
     JESS KELLEY-MADERA

    Associate Producers
     SUSAN DEGNAN and ALEC STORY

    The script for this episode can be downloaded here, and the transcript for our announcements here.

    ANNOUNCEMENTS:

    • Keep an eye on our social for the date and time of the #AskTOAFN stream, and you can submit your questions on social with #AskTOAFN.
    • This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp – Affordable, private therapy. Anytime, anywhere. Visit betterhelp.com/toafn to get 10% off your first month
    • And as always, The Once And Future Nerd is made possible by our Patrons on Patreon. We hope you consider joining!

    See below for CONTENT NOTES.

    CONTENT NOTES:

    • Sounds of death by poisoning and suffocation
    • Description of death by blood loss and apparent suicide

    End of Listed CONTENT NOTES

    25 September 2022, 12:30 pm
  • 33 minutes 27 seconds
    A Change Of Scenery, Pt. 3

    Billy’s attempts to support Nelson emotionally go about as well as you would expect. But, hey, he’s trying. Mag Uidhir brokers an accord. Two very different societies decide how to allocate resources in a simmering conflict.

    The finale of Book 2 Chapter 8 arrives on September 25. See you then!

    CREDITS FOR THIS EPISODE:

    Directed by
     CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA

    Written by
     CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA

    PERFORMED BY:
     RHIANNON ANGELL as…      Speaker 2
     DAN DOBRANSKY as…      General Traft and Vanderberg
     ANYA GIBIAN as…      Wyyn lo-Dyk
     IAN HARKINS as…      The Narrator, Mag Uidhir, and Ba’at lo-Yl
     SHANNON HARRIS as…      Chief Speaker
     AARON LANHAM as…      First Snow
     CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA as…      Council Member and Speaker 3
     PAUL NOTICE as…      Nelson
     ANA O’DANIEL as…      Ry’y lo-Th’yyt
     APRIL ORTIZ as…      Steady River
     FRANK QUERIS as…      Billy
     JULIE REED as…      Jen and Another Elf
     REGINA RENEE RUSSELL as…      The Dragon and Speaker 1

    Editing by
     TRISTAN STONE

    Foley, Sound Design, and Post Production Mixing by
     EDWARD BUSH

    Music Direction and Main Theme by
     TOM LEE

    Additional Scoring by
     CHRIS MONTALBO

    Created and Executive Produced by
     ZACH GLASS & CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA

    Co-Executive Produced by
     JESS KELLEY-MADERA

    Associate Producer
    ALEC STORY

    The script for this episode can be downloaded here, and the transcript for our announcements here.

    ANNOUNCEMENTS:

    • Please welcome Ana O’Daniel to the cast!
    • This podcast is sponsored by Tab for a Cause – a free browser extension that helps you raise money for charity. Join our team at tabforacause.org/toafn
    • As always, The Once And Future Nerd is made possible by our Patrons on Patreon. We hope you consider joining!
    28 August 2022, 12:30 pm
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