In the finale for Series 2, Chris revisits his first short film, produced by Pan Breed Productions, The Auditors.  Mother Nature is real and the world is run like a multi-million pound enterprise and it's losing money. Big time. Auditor's; John Baines and Emma Sykes are brought in to make the relevant cuts. However, Baines has started to question the work they do and is faced with choosing between carrying out the job at hand and what is truly important to him.   Cast: Baines: John Savage Sykes: Hayley Bristow Summer: Craig Anthony-Ralston Spring: Kerry Browne Autumn: Erin Donnachie Winter: Jericho Reid Song: Blacker Than Blue Artist: The Grand Opening Album: Don't Look Back into the Darkness Licensed to YouTube by: The Orchard Music (on behalf of Tapete Records); LatinAutor, ARESA, BMG Rights Management (US), LLC, and 1 Music Rights Societies

Produced by Short Attention Span Theatre

Written by Chris Patrick Performed by James Keenan Directed by Daniel Gee Husson

“Get a cat they said, it’ll be nae hassle they said.” It’s a Monday night during the Summer of 2016. The Euros are on, the hoose is quiet and Dave has a cup of tea in hand. It’s a cracking night – until the neighbour knocks the door with news about the cat.

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An Update On Series Two of the Podcast. What the hell happened!?

Toasted Fiction Theatre presents a No Nonsense Production of Para Handy: A Radio Play (Not) On Stage. A radio play not on stage (on podcast) adaptation of Neil Munro's classic Para Handy tales. The Master Mariner, Dougie the Mate, MacPhail the Engineer and Sunny Jim along with a host of other characters take to the airwaves courtesy of three plucky radio actors. This week's episode is The Baker's Little Widow. Adapted, directed by and starring Kevin Jannetts, along with Calum McVittie & Stewart Phillips. Check out all things No Nonsense Productions on social media @nononsensepro and their website www.nononsenseproductions.co.uk Subscribe, share and leave a review/rating of the Toasted Fiction Theatre podcast. Get in touch with us @toastedfictiontheatre or through e-mail on [email protected] You can also support the show via our Patreon page www.patreon.com/toastedfictiontheatre with as little as £1! Created by Chris Patrick Series Two produced by Chris Patrick & Ross Patrick For all more content, including sketches and books, head to www.chrispatrickwriter.com

Toasted Fiction Theatre presents a No Nonsense Production of Para Handy: A Radio Play (Not) On Stage.

A radio play not on stage (on podcast) adaptation of Neil Munro's classic Para Handy tales.

The Master Mariner, Dougie the Mate, MacPhail the Engineer and Sunny Jim along with a host of other characters take to the airwaves courtesy of three plucky radio actors. This week's episode is The Malingerer

Adapted, directed by and starring Kevin Jannetts, along with Calum McVittie & Stewart Phillips.

Check out all things No Nonsense Productions on social media @nononsensepro and their website www.nononsenseproductions.co.uk

Subscribe, share and leave a review/rating of the Toasted Fiction Theatre podcast. Get in touch with us @toastedfictiontheatre or through e-mail on [email protected]

You can also support the show via our Patreon page www.patreon.com/toastedfictiontheatre with as little as £1!

Created by Chris Patrick

Series Two produced by Chris Patrick & Ross Patrick

For all more content, including sketches and books, head to www.chrispatrickwriter.com

Toasted Fiction Theatre presents a No Nonsense Production of Para Handy: A Radio Play (Not) On Stage.

A radio play not on stage (on podcast) adaptation of Neil Munro's classic Para Handy tales.

The Master Mariner, Dougie the Mate, MacPhail the Engineer and Sunny Jim along with a host of other characters take to the airwaves courtesy of three plucky radio actors. This week's episode is Para Handy's Apprentice. 

Adapted, directed by and starring Kevin Jannetts, along with Calum McVittie & Stewart Phillips.

Check out all things No Nonsense Productions on social media @nononsensepro and their website www.nononsenseproductions.co.uk

Subscribe, share and leave a review/rating of the Toasted Fiction Theatre podcast. Get in touch with us @toastedfictiontheatre or through e-mail on [email protected]

You can also support the show via our Patreon page www.patreon.com/toastedfictiontheatre with as little as £1! 

Created by Chris Patrick

Series Two produced by Chris Patrick & Ross Patrick

For all more content, including sketches and books, head to www.chrispatrickwriter.com

Captain Humphrey Willis isn’t a regular hero, not with a name like that, but today he needs to be. 

When the mysterious shadow people take the love of his life hostage, Captain Willis must sail alone into their world of darkness, strangeness and things unseen in order to save her and get their life back.

She saves him everyday, he needs to save her just once. But can he?

Alternative Tagline: “Captain Willis, requesting safe passage…"

Written by Chris Patrick, based on the short story The Shadow People Won't Take Us Alive from the writer's short story collection The Shadow People Won't Take Us Alive & Other Lost Souls

Performed by Paul Kozinski as Captain Humphrey Willis

Additional Performance by Chris Patrick as Radio Operator

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Toasted Fiction Theatre is a storytelling anthology podcast bringing you stories of all shapes and sizes. Listen to our trailer to find out more about the series and visit www.chrispatrickwriter.com/toastedfictiontheatre  Subscribe, share and let us know what you think!

Full Stop by Christopher Patrick Performed by Colin Little, Hazel Ann Crawford, Kirsty Strain & Charlie Graham. When Jake loses his wife he does what all grieving husbands would do. Buys cheap whiskey and hides in his attic from the in-laws. Will his sister and best friend be able to convince him to come down? And will they have to put up with his wife's family for much longer? The only thing worse than death is dealing with the family in the aftermath. Thankfully, attics were built for hiding.

An interrogation inside. A missing female outside. A stranger is being interrogated by the police. There is evidence he did it. But what happens when the so called bad guy turns out to be further from the truth. Pulse is a moving tale of loss, friendship and a heartbeat. Performed by Colin Little & Cameron McGarva.

Sam is excited but nervous to leave school and become A Proper Grown Up. She thinks her fun, youthful English teacher, Emma, has got life sorted. But Sam knows little about her private life. Emma hasn’t never really grown up. Comforting herself with Monster Munch and kids’ cartoons, Emma resists embracing her new obligations as a teacher. Sam flatters Emma’s fragile self-esteem, but Emma’s returned attention pulls them into a risky relationship that will challenge their ideas of what it means to be an adult. Growing up can put years on you. Performed by Hazel Ann Crawford, Megan Hair & Kirsty Strain